George Bush appoints a 9 year old to be the chairperson of the Information Security Deportment

CBS News published an official announcement of George Bush, who appointed a 9 year old boy to be the chairperson of the Information Security Department. The debatable decision was approved by three-hour long discussion in the Senate.

Michael Antipov was noticed by the FBI service for his outstanding skills in the sphere of Information Security. He proved his ability to preside the abovementioned department defending 34 governmental web sites from Lebanon terrorist attacks.

"From now on the citizens of the USA can feel safe for the National Information Security is in the young but good hands" reports BBC.